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The Sicilian Bar Soap
$11.00
The Sicilian has been infused with herbs of rosemary leaf and marjoram leaf. A fragrance blend of fresh citrus and lime with blowing lavender and jasmine, cooled by crisp mint and finished with a warm musk and sweet sandalwood. Clean, refreshing and effortlessly refined.
Tangerine Dream Bar Soap
$11.00
Tangerine Dream bursts with juicy tangerine and apricot blossom, layered with sweet mango, a hint of tangy chamoy, and a smooth finish of vanilla and honey. Bright, playful, and irresistibly tropical.
Peach Nectar Bar Soap
$11.00
Bursting with ripe, juicy peach, with crisp green-apple notes, melting into a creamy sweetness and a soft floral syrup finish.
Bohemian Rose Bar Soap
$11.00
Bohemian Rose is a free-spirited floral that captures the rose from stem to petal. Fresh basil, grapefruit, and green leaves open the scent, flowing into rich rose, magnolia, jasmine, and soft heliotrope. Creamy vanilla orchid, light musk, sandalwood, and earthy patchouli create a smooth, exotic finish—romantic, artistic, and effortlessly bohemian.
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Tahitian Sunset Bar Soap
$11.00
Tahitian Sunset blends creamy coconut milk and vanilla with rich Egyptian amber, warm sandalwood, and smooth musk. Tropical, sensual, and softly exotic.
King of the North Bar Soap
$11.00
King of the North blends bright citrus and crisp eucalyptus with cool morning air, fresh meadow grass, and grounded cedarwood. Clean, bold, and quietly powerful - a true cold-air masculine scent.
Cotton Candy Carousel Bar Soap
$11.00
A playful, sweet soap blending juicy strawberries and raspberries with a hint of cantaloup, wrapped in soft cotton candy and creamy vanilla. Fun, sugary and delightfully nostalgic.
Peach Nectar Bar Soap
$11.00
Bursting with ripe, juicy peach, with crisp green-apple notes, melting into a creamy sweetness and a soft floral syrup finish.
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The Sicilian Bar Soap
$11.00
The Sicilian has been infused with herbs of rosemary leaf and marjoram leaf. A fragrance blend of fresh citrus and lime with blowing lavender and jasmine, cooled by crisp mint and finished with a warm musk and sweet sandalwood. Clean, refreshing and effortlessly refined.
Sacred Ganga Garden Bar Soap
$11.00
Sacred Garden is a fresh, herbal bar soap crafted with nourishing neem seed oil and bright may chang, balanced by crisp eucalyptus. Clean, grounding, and naturally revitalizing, it’s inspired by ancient plant wisdom and the quiet calm of a healing garden.
Roman Meadow Bar Soap
$11.00
A gentle, herbal-infused bar soap with herbs of organic calendula and chamomile. Crafted and blended with olive oil, palm oil, coconut oil and sunflower oil. Inspired by traditional old world herbal remedies, it's soothing, nourishing, and naturally calming.
Honeyed Coast Bar Soap
$11.00
Honeyed Coast is a warm, tropical-fresh soap infused with herbs of organic ginger and turmeric blended with golden honey and brightened by passion fruit and pineapple. Seagrass and sage add a clean, coastal finish for a balanced energizing cleanse.
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Bare Naked Bar Soap
$11.00
Meet Bare Naked, the simple, no-nonsense soap for everyday use. Perfect for normal skin, this gentle bar cleanses without stripping, leaving your skin feeling fresh, soft, and naturally balanced. Made with a blend of olive, coconut, and palm oils plus a touch of castor oil for creamy lather, Bare Naked delivers a pure, fragrance-free experience for those who love simplicity done right.
Simple, clean, and totally bare.
Why You’ll Love It:
Gentle daily cleanser – perfect for normal skin
Creamy, satisfying lather without added fragrance
Plant-based and skin-friendly – no synthetic additives or harsh chemicals
Long-lasting bar – keeps its shape and lather over time
Fun Factor:Sometimes less is more — with Bare Naked, your skin gets a clean, refreshing experience that’s simple, effective, and totally fuss-free.
Butter Me Up Bar Soap
$11.00
Meet Butter Me Up, the creamy, nourishing soap designed to keep combination skin perfectly balanced. With a blend of olive, shea, and castor oils, this bar gently cleanses while providing just the right amount of moisture where your skin needs it most. Its rich, silky lather leaves your skin feeling soft, smooth, and refreshed — no greasy residue, just perfectly pampered skin.
Soft where you need it, clean where you want it.
Why You’ll Love It:
Balances combination skin – moisturizes dry areas while controlling oily zones
Creamy, luscious lather for a pampering daily cleanse
Gentle yet effective – perfect for daily use on face and body
Plant-based and skin-friendly – no synthetic additives or harsh chemicals
Fun Factor:For those days when your skin can’t decide if it wants to be dry or oily, Butter Me Up gives it the best of both worlds — creamy, soothing, and delightfully balanced.
Luscious Louie Bar Soap
$11.00
Meet Luscious Louie, the indulgent soap your dry skin has been dreaming of. Rich in olive, shea, and cocoa butters, this creamy bar lathers luxuriously, leaving your skin soft, hydrated, and pampered without feeling greasy. Perfect for those days when your skin needs a little extra TLC, Luscious Larry transforms every shower into a decadent, skin-loving experience.
Creamy, dreamy, and totally pampered.
Why You’ll Love It:
Ultra-creamy lather that moisturizes while cleansing
Rich in nourishing oils and butters for dry, thirsty skin
Gentle yet effective – perfect for daily use
Long-lasting bar that keeps your skin soft and smooth
Dirty Debbie Bar Soap
$11.00
Meet Dirty Debbie, the soap that doesn’t mess around. Perfect for oily skin, this bubbly bar cuts through grime and excess oil while leaving your skin feeling clean, refreshed, and never stripped. With a blend of olive, coconut, and palm oils plus a touch of castor oil for creamy lather, Dirty Debbie delivers a luxurious foam that fights the grease and keeps your skin happy.
Dirty Debbie – Fights grime, loves your skin.
Why You’ll Love It:
Big, bubbly lather for a satisfying clean
Creamy, luxurious feel
Helps balance oily skin without over-drying
Made with high-quality, skin-friendly oils
6–7% superfatted for just the right touch of moisturizing
More than soap. Less than boring.
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⭐️ Handmade bar soaps ⭐️ Luxury candles ⭐️ Bath bombs & Shower steamers ⭐️ Small-batch goodness ⭐️Premium quality ingredients ⭐️Nothing but the best...for the best!